Being a Great Ife comes with it’s own flex,you are in Africa’s most beautiful campus,you sabi Aluta,your school ranks well in best university ranking,your family and friends respect you,you be Shana and you still fine join,spec.
But have you ever wondered how you managed to pull some things off or you haven’t even given it a thought,either ways it proves you are smart.
I will be taking you guys through some of the shits you have successfully gone through as students in Ogbafemi,if you didn’t go through half of the things on this list,go and recheck your status on the school portal,there should be a mixup somewhere!
When you pick OAU in JAMB
When you pass JAMB with a little over 200
When OAU finally gives you admission
You on Eve of resumption
When you are resuming OAU and you are seeing fine fine buildings
During Fresher registration(faculty,departmental,MSSN/GLOGSFE,health center etc registration.
Freshers:
Classes haven’t commenced and you have started doing overnights and tutorials,you have visited Oluwasanmi countless times
You: I am definitely graduating with first class from this OAU,I am my school’s best student ever,I am my family’s MVP,I won an international quiz competition,I am the one to break this department’s record,blah blah blah!!!
OAU:
After first semester examinations
When you return home for holidays in your OAU branded T shirt
When you see your portal after Part one examinations
You the stale stalite
Awo boys doing their Aro
You doing Aluta
When you as an Awo guy use Crocs and hoodie to snatch a Moz queen from an Angola guy
The Angola guy’s response to you snatching his Anglomoz bae
When you are one Mark shy of a Grade
Exam time…
Nobody:
Your timetable: Monday: IRS206(9am) SSC(3pm)… Tuesday: Soc… Wednesday: ECN,Thursday:CHM(9am),PHY(4PM)… Friday:MTH
You:
Your geng escorting the Shana in ur midst to the Exam hall
You seeing first ‘A’on your portal
OAU: Go to special electives class or go to prison
Stalites:
You when you realise you have just 3 semesters to your Graduation
When you finally Graduate
You at a Great Ife wedding or alumni meeting
Random OAU hoodlums:
So we have come to the end of this edition’s list,feel free to drop which you think should make the list or not,your proposal will be addressed in the next edition. Till then,have a nice day Of the Greatest hoodlums😏
