Dear OAU aspirants, especially you that you are doing agidi that you must be a Great Ife,this is for you. Don’t say we didn’t tell you when you start witnessing these things firsthand in Ogbafemi.
OAU is only fine on paper,it’s not fine at all in reality o,you will read till your ancestors beg you to stop
Don’t say we didn’t tell you that you will drag towngboro bus o
Those change you leave with Iya Shaki in your street and return a month later to collect. Don’t try it in Ife o,just forget about it after 10 hours
You that you are ajebo and can’t stand insults,how will you survive OAU Aro bayi
OAU students love Aluta o,you still want to come
You this lady that love money,OAU guys no get money o
OAU lecturers don’t tolerate casual/fashion/vogue appearance o,that your durag,crazy,dread,you know the rest no follow for Ogbafemi o
Stress and struggle in all it’s glory is there o
Feminists and agnostics are plenty in OAU o
This OAU you want to come,some people are already regretting the decision and can’t wait to graduate with their OAU let my people go o
Parties and Clubs are plenty in OAU/Ife o,takenote,you that you want to be serious
They don’t share First class in OAU o,you work for it
BONUS
Some OAU lecturers demand for matric number at every slightest opportunity/mistake you make
If you are Great Ife and we know,we will sing our anthem at your wedding o
If you have successfully gone through this and you still have coconut mind,you are the type OAU is looking for
